The Spuriously Puerile Information Taskforce (SPIT) has uncovered a surprising truth that’s been kept in the dining world for quite some time. A tiny, but pleasurable, pseudo-dessert may be to blame for adding unhealthy calories to unsuspecting diners’ diets for many years. For a lot too much time it has been forced upon patrons, without even being requested, using a restaurant meal. Over the diligent efforts of SPIT, legislation is planned to shield innocent citizens because of this waistband stretching snack. In Bill 8675309, the federal government provides ban…the fortune cookie. Continue reading to view how SPIT offers to rid society of the unhealthy fortune cookie and change it together with the 100% healthier and prettier ‘Daily Affirmation paper cup’!
***The Mystery of the Fortune Cookie’s History***
To generate this story a lot more shocking, SPIT has uncovered information regarding the mysterious reputation the fortune cookie. Though it may be served following almost every Chinese food meal, the cookie was actually…produced in the united states! And, in California truth be told. Take the time to soak that in…all the years you believed you are observing a Chinese tradition, you are mislead. Duped. Lied to. Tricked. It’s almost criminal within the opinion of SPIT.
The truth is there are 2 possible stories about how the fortune cookie was made but no one knows the true truth. In whichever version you suspect, the fortune cookie was made as a possible act of kindness and thankfulness receive to others. And somehow, these little cookies became an expected free dessert. (http://www.infoplease.com/spot/fortunecookies.html)
***Substances That Concern SPIT***
While fortune cookies are made of very simple baking ingredients, essentially the most concerning ingredients for SPIT as well as the government, are sugar and salt. The components in a single fortune cookie recipe necessitates:
* Sugar (bad, bad sugar)
* Salt (just like evil salt)
* Egg Whites
* Vanilla and Almond Extracts
As you may be familiar with, sugar may be rumored being linked with hyperactivity in youngsters. Additionally, sugar is clearly an issue that is certainly preparing the growing obesity rates. Finally, salt are already linked to higher blood pressure levels which can be linked to heart disease. And, the worst is that there are suggestions that consuming sugar can lead to other addictions. The truth is, one theory on the net says that sugar could possibly be such as a ‘gateway drug’ to alcohol and obesity. It’s on the net, therefore it should be true. SPIT is just not ready to touch upon the truthfulness with this fact, but know you are warned.
***4 Billion Fortune Cookies Per Year Are Designed1 .1 .1 .
On the whole, this is the frightening finding with the members of SPIT! To enhance the horror, these ‘cookies’ are made within an amazing rate of 4 billion cookies a year. In 2013, it had been estimated there were more than 7 billion people on earth. That means that every man, woman, and child…it doesn’t matter how old or how young…could have almost 1/2 of the fortune cookie annually. Shocking? Yes, but SPIT is uncovering these hidden secrets to protect you.
***Daily Affirmation Paper Cups Are a Healthy Substitution***
Now, you could think that SPIT is otherwise engaged to spoil all the fun of eating dinner your favorite Asian restaurant. But, choosing so wrong. SPIT has proposed a fun, new alternative to the unhealthy fortune cookie. Inside the aforementioned Bill 8675309, legislation is protected that could replace the fortune cookie with Daily Affirmation paper cups! Get ready to enjoy your selected calorie and fat-free beverage in your disposable paper cup. Hold on…outside the cup is often a small peel-off section. Simply pull this tab, and “TA-DA”! You’ve got your evryday Affirmation.
You can forget lame and depressing fortunes such as:
“You might be almost to the peak. Meaning you might have further to fall.”
“A good way to get fit is to eat more Chinese food.”
“Perhaps you can continue to exist the moon within the next century.”
“Ignore last cookie.”
“It is a fortune cookie.”
Instead, Daily Affirmation paper cups would’ve awesome and self-esteem boosting sayings such as:
“You might be freaking awesome. Just keep being your awesome self.”
“You’re just perfect. Anyone that thinks differently is terribly confused.”
“Nice hair is amazing, your outfit is stunning, and those shoes…wear would you buy them?!”
“You’re genius. Why didn’t you then become an astrophysicist? The planet needs your talent.”
“Support SPIT. SPIT supports you.”
Through these Daily Affirmation paper cups, diners would develop more positive attitudes and a better a feeling of well-being. The mental health community would embrace this tactic to get wellness to folks across the world. Depression rates would plummet and suicide would become virtually nonexistent. Perhaps, you may even imagine that Daily Affirmation cups could bring about what every beauty pageant contestant hopes to get one day…’world peace”. That’s one small step for cups, one giant leap for mankind!
***Scyphus’ Traditional Civilization Link***
Several governments already are on-board together with the Daily Affirmation paper cup idea. The Printed Paper Cups Company, a division of the Scyphus Group, already helps make the perfect style paper cup with this innovative replacement for the undesirable fortune cookie. The corporation may be making products from food grade paperboard and food safe inks for hundreds of years. It’s rumored that artifacts of cups through the Printed Paper Group have even been unearthed within the Greek and Roman ruins. However, SPIT has determined that being false as the products would’ve biodegraded a long time before now. But, nonetheless, the cups are made of a division of the Scyphus Group. And, within the language of ancient greece civilizations, the Skypho was an engraved cup. Hmmm…Skypho, Scyphus? Can you see a link? There might be another conspiracy to think about there!
***Today the Fortune Cookie, Tomorrow the World”
But, back to the Daily Affirmation paper cups replacing fortune cookies. Of course, Daily Affirmation paper cups may be expanded to achieve restaurants of all sorts. No longer would the very idea of an after-dinner quote be on a chinese people restaurant. All cuisines would begin to use the Daily Affirmation cups. Italian, German, American, French…you name it, the sayings may be translated into all languages. Suppose the world united in a single goal…the Daily Affirmation. Yes, it is possible to thank SPIT for the idea.